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Sunday, July 17, 2011

Dear future husband.

This will apply to you.

I shaved my head.

I've been watching Lifetime movies as of late. You know, the really good quality ones with the quality actors and the quality music and the quality plots?

I find them so enjoyable, I have decided to start reviewing them. You know, just because I never leave the house to take any photos or even get ready these days.

Actually, I dropped off a film roll to get developed but the GREAT PEOPLE have not developed it yet... four days after they said it would be done.
we are to play the waiting game dear friends.

Feel free to comment with your own review if you have seen any of these (or to go and rent them, ow ow!).
I am actually not 100% positive where that "ow ow" came from, or what it's supposed to mean. I'm sorry if it made you feel uncomfortable.

(Also, I didn't really shave my head. Sorry.)

Accused At 17:
Lifetime movie rating - ****

Plot - A teenager is accused of murdering a classmate and claims that she was framed by her best friend. Her mother must try to find the truth.


This girl (above) is the reason you should watch this film. Keep and eye out for her... she makes the movie.

My personal reaction to this film was "Cool. What better ways could I have spent the last 90 minutes?
I could have cleaned my room, made a delicious cake complete with frosting and a photo of Cameron Mitchell on the face, done a complete oral care routine three times, spoken with multiple cashiers and multiple shops, or bonded with my dog through an enjoyable walk and picnic.

Instead, I watched a crazy girl with curiously dark eyebrows (fake? what?) murder someone, friends betray each other, redemption restore relationships (Mr. Popper's Penguins anyone?), and A KILLER BE CAUGHT.
It was intense folks.
No gonna lie.

I mean, I would still like those 90 minutes back.
But seeing as how that's impossible,
I have agreed to live humbly with the events that occurred.

Do yourself a favor.
Only watch this film, or, for that matter, any other Lifetime film if you have absolutely no expectations for how it will turn out.

Monday, July 11, 2011

For Shelbie.

Saturday, July 2, 2011

What if your entire reality was just a figment of your imagination and right now you are locked inside a padded room because you are crazy?

These are the things I think about.
So, I'm sitting in my sister's living room and it's 1 in the morning. Her and her husband walk out of their room (he wearing a robe, she wearing a legitimate night gown(pastel, long-sleeve, rose patterned and all)) to get a midnight snack. How adorable is that. Ah, to be married and hungry.

Anyways. I went thrifting in OPELIKA the other day, and it was incredible. Like Kirstie Alley losing 100 pounds incredible.
Never in my life have I felt as strong of a connection with an old, bald stranger as I felt with the old man at the antique shop. It was real, guys.

I am WAY too into Dawson's Creek. I literally told Dawson to burn in hell and meant it... but then I realized he wasn't real.
I need friends.

Here is my new dress and lace cardigan. The last two are my favorite.
Enjoy the fourth of July my lovelies.

(Which are kisses and which are hugs?)

p.s. My sister convinced me women get a third nipple when they are breast feeding. Watch out for that.

Friday, July 1, 2011

For some reason it seems like everyone on Dawson's Creek has lazy eyes.

Hey guys.
Fourth of July is bomb and I cannot wait. It's my second favorite holiday.
Also, I hate it in movies where the actors are talking and kissing, but they kiss in between each word.
You know?

girl: we need (kiss) to go (kiss)
boy: don't worry (kiss) the horses can take care of (kiss) themselves.
(end example.)

Joey and Pacey. Poey? Jacey? We'll think on it.

Thrifting in Opelika is amazing.
I got a straw hat for $2.
Leather bag $15, black dress $10, and lace overlay $12.

Pictures will be posted tomorrow after the PHOTOSHOOT IN THE WOODS.

Check it fellows.

Harry Potter is coming up.
As is my fettechini.
Too much. Blick.